the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

image

image

you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

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tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

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allofthefeelings:

Clark Gregg’s Reddit AMA is pretty much the delight you would expect.

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"Thor likes this grocery store.  We think it might have something to do with the carts. :)"

(background image-large size!)

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fucksebastianstan:

darkly-stark:

hairy-legs-and-homestuck:

Muggleborns at Hogwarts
(1/?)

fucksebastianstan Hey Tess, they put it on here

oh my god

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social anxiety: you want to skype someone? hahaha yeah right
social anxiety: you need to make a phone call? nah.
social anxiety: you want to go out with friends? lol nope.
social anxiety: need to ask a stranger something? hahah no.
social anxiety: trying to buy something by yourself? I don't think so.
social anxiety: surrounded by strangers? good luck breathing.
social anxiety: in a group? aww let me make you feel unwanted and sad.

DAMMIT STARK

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dad and i watch captain america: the winter soldier

skeletal-prince:

dad: oh god it’s starting shut up i’ve been waiting for this for months
(movie starts)
dad: THESE ARE THE BICEPS OF FREEDOM
dad: i don’t know what’s happening but the french guy fighting cap looks like french macklemore
me: how do you even know who macklemore is?
dad:…

(Source: wewhofightmonsters)

tastefullyoffensive:

When Cats Forget How to Cat (Part 1) [x]

Previously: Animals Stealing Food, Cats Giving High Fives

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